Thursday, February 28, 2008

#48. Climb a mountain

Why it is on the list?

I don't really remember. It just seemed like one of those things that everyone should do once in their life. I love to hike and I love to see the view from high vantage points so this seemed like a no brainer.

The Process

It's weird how things work out sometimes. I had planned on conquering Mount St. Helens on a trip to WA that my wife and I are going to take later this year. However, this past weekend we had some friends visiting us and we decided to go on a hike. My wife and I have hiked in the Smoky Mountains on a couple of different occasions and I figured this hike would be a nice walk through the countryside as usual.

Well I was wrong.

It was a cloudy cool day as we set out for the Chimney Tops trail. I knew that it was supposed to be a nice view at the end of the trail and that it was about a 2 mi hike to the top. What I did not know was that Chimney Tops is a mountain with an elevation of 4800ft. Not that big, but hey it counts!. Especially with what awaited us at the top.

We arrived at the top with a Class 3 Scramble awaiting us to reach the summit. My wife and friend's wife decided to stay below while my friend and I began the ascent. About halfway up, as I saw nothing below me but clouds, I decided that I was out of my mind. No safety gear and there I am hugging the side of this mountain at about a 70 degree angle. Eventually I made it to the top and it was just gorgeous. It was nasty down below, but up top we were above the clouds and it was easily 15 degrees warmers. The top of the mountain was like an island in an ocean of clouds.

The trip back down wasn't as hard as I thought it was going to be, but my adrenaline must have been pumping because on the hike back my legs were shaking for a mile or so.

This trip has definitely given me the hiking bug. We're still planning to hit Mount St. Helens, using a day trip to Mount Le Conte as a trial run. But after dangling from the side of the mountain top, I'm officially scratching this item off my list!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Book Review: The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber

There's just something about crime. Whether it's enjoying capers like Ocean's 11 or The Great Train Robbery, we tend to romanticize the dastardly wrongdoer despite whatever his or her heinous crimes might be. I've yet to meet someone who was rooting for the cops to catch Hannibal Lector when they were reading Silence of the Lambs. Whatever it is, something happens when we hear the story of someone who flaunts authority and just does something so outside the bounds of society's rules that despite our professed outrage.... we admire the audacity.

So of course the non-fiction book by Julian Rubinstein detailing the life and crimes of Hungarian bank robber Attila Ambrus was a fascinating read. A friend had lent me the book a few years ago and I just now was inspired to read it. I'm sorry I waited so long. Rubenstein's story flows so well and the story of Attila's life is so far-fetched you'd swear it was fiction. Rubinstein's painstaking research shows as he portrays the struggle of Attila's early life and his turn towards crime in vivid detail. By the end, you come to view Attila as a victim of the times.

After the fall of the Soviet Union, the power vacuum left behind in Hungary led to corruption at all levels of government and this not only provided the perfect opportunity for men like Attila, but also endeared men like him to the public. Though Attila's life is fascinating enough, the window Rubinstein provides us into the state of Hungary after the fall of the USSR is equally thought provoking. Rubinstein often cites that while Poland had Lech Wałęsa and the Czech Republic had Václav Havel, Hungary did not have a similar charismatic and effective leader.

I highly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a good criminal tale (and who doesn't?). But beyond that, I love this book for giving me insight into a country I had little knowledge of, and reminding me that I need to read something by Havel who I've admired since I read this quote: "All too often living normally begins as an attempt to do your work well, and ends with being branded an enemy of society"

Additionally, and this will probably only make sense to myself, I found that the idea that Hungary was much worse off than Poland and the Czech Republic because of its lack of a certain type of leader might lend support to the ideas present in The Starfish and the Spider: The Unstoppable Power of Leaderless Organizations, which despite the title, proposes that the most effective combination would be a hybrid organization that contains elements of both decentralized and centralized control. At some point I'd like to explore this thought a little further.

Finally, since it was a non-fiction book and a recommendation I can cross a few numbers off my list!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Progress Update: Adding tricks to the rotation

Well, after I made Chicken and Corn Chowder a few weeks back (and again this weekend) I was sitting there with half a rotisserie chicken left in the fridge. Well, I once again turned to the Common Culinarian for some ideas. Chicken salad sounded excellent.

This was a very straight forward easy to bust out recipe. Cut up stuff, throw it in a bowl, and mix:



Then spread it on a store bought baguette and enjoy!



The pictures I took don't do it justice. It was delicious! And even though it's more of a lunch item... I'm calling it another trick learned!

If only my next cooking adventure had been as successful. I was attempting to make Linguine with Navy Beans, Tomatoes, and Basil. Well, as you can see, I failed to rinse my navy beans off as well as I should have.



So obviously the beans overpowered every bite, which is a shame because you could definitely taste the potential of a great dish buried underneath all that bean sauce. So I'm gonna give it another shot, and this time I'm gonna rinse those damn beans until I can pour water on em and the water stays clear. And I'm gonna measure out the linguine a little bit better.

Monday, February 11, 2008

23. Watch Goonies

Why is it on the list?

Based on the facial expressions of folks when I tell them, not having seen the movie Goonies is somewhere below Public Nudity on the Social Acceptance list. How I escaped childhood without seeing what everyone I know refers to as a "classic" I'll never know. Perhaps I was too busy playing outside while the rest of you lard asses where hunkered down in front of the TV living vicariously through Chunk as he pounded another spoonful of ice cream. Suffice to say, I had not only never seen Goonies, but also I had no idea what the movie was about. I had a vague notion it involved baseball, but other than that the word "Goonies" drew a blank in my mind every time I heard it. No more.

The Process

Now, this is what will be etched into my mind for months if not years:



Oh my God. I see what you all were talking about. I'm sorry I called you lard asses. While I was out whacking weeds with tobacco sticks you guys were enjoying comedy gold! Chunk may be the funniest kid I've ever seen. I'm still laughing at this scene:



And yea there was some sort of plot about a hidden pirate ship and evil golf club developers trying to take over the Goonie family homes, but honesty... this movie is all about the Chunk!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Progress Update for #76!

Whenever I'm cruising up or down I-75 I always see signs for stuff. Boone Tavern. Acres of Land Winery. The Kentucky Fried Chicken Museum. So I decided that I should stop and check out some of these interesting sounding places.

On my latest trip, I decided that it would be a perfect time to stop at Cumberland Falls. In the middle of a weekday in the winter with rain coming down I figured I'd have the falls all to myself. And it really looked that way as I pulled off the Interstate near Corbin and took the long windy deserted road back to the Falls.

There were a few cars in the parking lot and even fewer out checking at the falls (2 couples). It was beautiful despite the rain and you can check out the pics at My Space. After I checked out the Falls I had a lovely conversation with Verna, an employee at the Gift Shop. She was very knowledgeable about the Falls and told me about the Moonbow.

A Moonbow is a rainbow produced by the moon and Cumberland Falls is one of the only places in the world where it happens on a consistent basis. The Moonbow appears when the moon is full and the skies are clear. I hope to return at some point to check out a Moonbow! Thanks Verna!

Duma Key

Well, this doesn't have anything to do with my 101 Things list, but I just finished reading Stephen King's new book Duma Key. Stephen King is one of my favorite authors, and judging by the amount of Stephen King books on my bookshelves (62 at last count) he far outpaces his nearest rival on my favorite list (Orson Scott Card - 29).

What I really love about Stephen King books is that when I read them I always feel like I've come home. When I'm reading a SK book I get the same feeling I get when after weeks of traveling I finally get back to my own bed. Duma Key was no exception.

I won't spoil the book (and if you want Im sure you can find a plot summary on the Interwebs) , but I think Duma Key is one of the best books SK has put out recently. Though I enjoyed Cell, Blaze, and Lisey's Story, Duma Key was a book that really hit me on an emotional level. I really felt for Edgar Freemantle and grew to love his daughter Ilse. If you aren't a fan of slow buildups this probably isn't a book for you, but I'm very content to settle in and enjoy King's slow simmer with the knowledge that even though things will eventually come to a full boil half the fun is getting there.

And yup all the usual SK things are present. 19s are all over if you look hard enough! There were also several laugh out loud moments (which got me a few interesting looks when I was reading in Market Square).

Also... the 2nd comic book series for The Dark Tower comes out in March. Whoo-hoo!!!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Restaurant Review: Market Square Kitchen

Well with my wife out of town this weekend I decided last night that I would find me a great place to have a sandwich for lunch. I'm trying to find some awesome local restaurants, and I'd really like to find some substitutes for my typical Subway or Penn Station stops.

I started looking at Metro Pulse's website (Knoxville's City Beat equivalent) and found out about a place down on Market Square called Market Square Kitchen. Looking at their lunch menu I didn't need to go any further than the 4th item on the list: Southern Chicken Salad $4.99 Our own delicious homemade chicken salad with walnuts & special spices on homemade honey wheat bread.

Man that sounded good. And with free parking on the weekends downtown who could resist? It was a beautiful day on the square and lots of people were out enjoying the sunshine. It was still a bit crisp but the sun felt good. As I strolled up to Market Square Kitchen I noticed the 1/2 sandwich 1/2 soup combo on the board out front. On a crisp day like today nothing is better than some hot soup!

I ordered the chicken salad sandwich and the hearty vegetable soup. About 2 minutes later my meal arrived. The sandwich was delicious. Normally I'm not a big tomato guy, but the flavors of the chicken salad, tomato, and honey wheat bread were outstanding together. The soup lived up to its name with huge chunks of potatoes, tomatoes, and green beans.

The staff was friendly (3 people smiled and wished me a good day on my way out) and the food was perfect. I'll definitely be back because I want to try the fried bologna (I LOVE fried bologna), the Cape Cod Turkey and Cranberry, and the Nantucket Tuna.

Afterwards I spent some time reading in the square. A guy was on the stage at the far end singing and playing the guitar and a harmonica. Nothing beats a good lunch, some good music, and a good book.

#63 Add 5 new tricks to the rotation - Progress Update

I guess the first item to deal with is what exactly do I mean by "Add 5 new tricks to the rotation"? Well, when I first started living on my own, I was ignorant in many areas, specifically cooking. I could "cook" hot dogs, hamburgers , and popcorn. That was basically it with the exception of my Voodoo Pasta which I had made exactly once. In fact, I had an early conversation with the secretary of my graduate program about how to cook bacon (I wanted to know if I needed to add oil).

As you can see, I was pretty much hopeless. But I did have the Voodoo Pasta trick in my toolbox and slowly but surely I began to branch out. Tacos and Spaghetti were easy enough. Shake and Bake and BBQ porkchops and chicken soon followed. When winter came along I asked my Mom for her chili recipe and I think I do a decent job with it. But... then I sort of stopped. For the past 5 years, whenever it's been my turn to cook, you could pretty much bet it was going to be Voodoo Pasta, Tacos, Spaghetti, or a Pork/Chicken with rice and a frozen veggie. And Mom's Chili every weekend it was cold. While composing my list I decided it was about damn time I figured out how to cook a few more things and add these items to my dinner rotation.

Where to begin? My wife loves to cook (she's awesome at it) and has a crapload (less than a shitload but more than a bunch) of cookbooks sitting on top of the refrigerator. I was quickly intimidated by words like "mince" and "puree". I felt a bit lost and even though I had a vague notion of picking up a book recommended in The Flog I still felt a bit scared of cookbooks.

Then a few nights back I was checking out my wedding photographer's blog and noticed a comment from an old high school friend of mine. Out of curiosity I visited her blog, which as fate would have it had a post that started by referencing her husband's blog, The Common Culinarian. While scanning through some of the posts, I found a recipe for Chicken and Corn Chowder. After reading through the post I thought to myself, I CAN DO THIS! Despite the foreign words such as riced, caramelized, and dried tarragon I thought I could pull it off.

I printed out the ingredients and sprang to the kitchen. Whoo-hoo! We had extra virgin olive oil (what's with the extra virgin? Does that mean it's never had oral sex?). We had butter, carrots, and celery. We had frozen corn and chicken broth. It was all coming together. Sure I would need to run to the store to get a few things, but this was looking very promising. I was a bit concerned about the whole milk (we only had skim milk) and thought I'd better check with The Common Culinarian. I im'ed my friend, and as luck would have it, she wasn't around but the chef himself was! He walked me through what the hell riced meant and what the hell caramelized meant. He was a bit unsure about how the skim milk would turn out. I was planning on going through with it but then I decided to call my wife. She told me that the buttermilk we had in the fridge would be a better option.

With that, I ran to the grocery store. I came back and laid out all my ingredients. Thank god the pots we have had the size of em on the bottom because I had no idea what a 2 1/2 quart pot looked like!



Next I had to start cutting everything up. Man I have no knife skills. I wish I had mad knife skills like Hung from Top Chef. I mean look at this guy:



Regardless, I hacked up the onion, carrot, and celery in a manner that probably isn't even close to a dice, dice, and riced.



Next I attacked the chicken. The chef and my wife said to use a fork, but the good lord gave me fingers for a reason. Here is where I encountered my biggest problem. The chicken smelled so good I started eating it. Alot of it. I downed an entire leg and wing. At that rate I knew I would soon be full so I hurried up and got a cup of chicken and tossed the rest of the bird into the fridge. I also looked at the bag of huge potatoes I had purchased and decided 3 big ones would equal about 5 small ones.



Well with everything cut it was time to start cooking. The olive oil and butter was easy enough and then I cooked up the carrots, celery, and onions until the onions started to get a bit brown on the edges. I tossed in the potatoes (whoops! too many! Ah well... I enjoyed some raw potatoes....) and garlic.



At this point, I got a bit worried as I was waiting for the potatoes to brown on the edges because I noticed stuff was getting stuck on the bottom of the pan. I dunno if this was supposed to happen or not. Anyways at that point I said the hell with it and dropped everything else into the pot (save the buttermilk) and cranked up the heat.



Once I had a boil, I cranked her back down to what I consider a simmer (how I do my chili) and set a timer for 30 minutes. At the 30 minute mark I checked the potatoes and decided to give it another 5. It smelled very good. Once those 5 minutes were up I added in the buttermilk and got myself a bowl!



One word: delicious. I was expecting it to be good, but this was great. There was a certain flavor that I hadn't experienced before (probably the tarragon?) and I loved it. I was a bit sad that I still felt full from the chicken and raw potatoes I pounded while making the soup, but you can bet your ass I'll have another bowl tonight. Oyster crackers tasted great with it.

So many thanks to the chef over at The Common Culinarian. This was a great dish that I'm happy to add to my rotation.

Friday, February 1, 2008

#12. Learn to fold clothes properly

Why's it on the list?

Well, it's pretty sad that I didn't know how to fold clothes. Specifically, I had no idea how to fold a t-shirt properly. Pants were easy and I could just hang up dress shirts, but I had absolutely no clue how to fold a t-shirt.

The Process

My old method of folding t-shirts is depicted below. First I'd fold the shirt in half. Then I'd fold it in half again.




And that was that. I'd toss it in the drawer.

Thankfully, a few days back my lovely wife taught me the following 3 step method:





Wow. Doesn't that look so much nicer? Now I can fit 3 stacks of t-shirts in one drawer instead of 2. And it took all of 5 minutes to learn. Why oh why didn't I learn to do this sooner? The method also works nicely on long sleeve shirts and sweatshirts!

Book Review (2/34) The Best American Science Writing 2006

As I was pondering what to read next I decided that I would scour the Internet and find someone who had the same taste in books that I did and see if they had any suggestions. I decided to type in the author of the first book I reviewed (Gawande) and the name of one of my favorite fiction authors, Ken Grimwood, (whose novel Replay is the best book you've never read) into Google. From there I discovered a blog called The Reading Diary of John Dupuis. I read through some of John's posts and I enjoyed many of his thoughts and ideas. In fact, the concept of keeping a list of what books one reads in a given year was so cool I've started doing it. After perusing John's posts for a bit I came across a review of The Best American Science Writing 2006. As the book was edited by Atul Gawande and some of the articles in it seemed interesting, it seemed there was a good chance it would lead me to some interesting new books. This made it a no brainer to read for my next book.

The book did not disappoint. Every single one of the articles was entertaining and thought-provoking. "Your Move" by Tom Mueller was about a computer program that plays chess, that often uses strategies that surprise even its programmers. Alan Weisman's article entitled "Earth Without People" reminds one of how fleeting human existence is in the grand scheme of things, and how quickly it could be erased. W. Wyatt Gibbs provides a much needed counter-point to the obesity epidemic that many claim is sweeping the nation with his article "Obesity: An Epic Overblown". Neil Swidey examines the nature versus nurture argument in regards to homosexuality in his article, "What Makes People Gay". Though it seems natural for me to assume that homosexuality is genetic, I also felt that if it was a genetic trait then it wouldn't be beneficial to survival (because homosexuals could not reproduce). Swidley examines this question in depth.

In "The Coming Death Shortage" Charles C. Mann discuss the potential problems that lengthening the average life of a human being will cause. H. Allen Orr provides a scientific critique of Intelligent Design that is sorely needed in today's society. Unfortunately, he does make the point that as 80% of Americans believe that God guided our creation and progression that having come this far on faith alone does Creationism really need ID? Paul Bloom provides us with a window into why we assume a designer with his article "Is God an Accident?". Bloom posits that our belief in God is related to the belief that our mind is separate from our body, which he feels is innate within children. Robert Provine's article on Yawning was fun and definitely yawn invoking (not from boredom but from yawn contagion!) and I also really enjoyed Richard Preston's description of the little world contained in the canopies of Redwood Trees.

Remarkably enough, I left quite a few articles out of the above review. The rest of the articles were also good, however the ones mentioned above were ones that really got me thinking. I have several good leads on what books I will read next and I highly recommend this book to anyone who is interested in some good science reading. This book provides a nice breadth that I think includes something for everyone. I believe that The Best American Science Writing is a series I will have to make sure to read each year.