Tuesday, February 9, 2010

My Top Ten Season 6 Lost Predictions!

With the first episode under our belts I decided to take a guess at what we might see this season!

#1 The two different realities are not parallel

The first episode provided us with two results of Juliet detonating the H-Bomb. In one, our castaways never crash on the island, and in the other they are still stuck there. I'll call them the on island and off island realities. Most people seem to think these are alternate realities. I call BS! I think the off island reality is occurring BEFORE the on island reality. Juliet (in a posthumous message to Miles) said "It Worked". I think she was referring to Jack's reset plan. However, I think something will happen in the off island reality that will re-reset things and they'll end up back on the original timeline (which we are seeing in the on island reality).

Okay... that was the confusing one... moving on...

#2 Jin and Sun will seek fertility treatment ... from Juliet

In the off island reality Jin and Sun have arrived safe and sound in LA X. And without the island's magic Viagra, Jin is still infertile. Since they've arrived to start a new life together it only makes sense they would seek help in starting a family... and who better than our resident fertility specialist?

#3 Sawyer scams Hurley

Cmon! A con man meets a lottery winner. This has to happen! Look for an off island story in which Sawyer's best cons come to nothing as Lady Luck is on Hurley's side.

#4 Sawyer meets Sawyer

And yes, our favorite book worm will run into Locke's Dad again in the off island reality. And kill him. Again.

#5 Sayid is NOT Jacob

Seriously. Stop. I know Sayid sounded like he lost his accent when he woke up. I know Jacob had a plan to save Sayid. But he isn't possessing Sayid's body. Why? Just a feeling. But the Man in Black didn't possess Locke's body (he just took his form) and since the Man in Black and Jacob seem to be peers, I just don't think Jacob has this ability.

#6 Juliet and Sawyer will meet off island

They will discuss getting coffee. Someone will suggest they go Dutch. That's why her crazy ass rant last episode will end up making sense.

#7 We'll see a different actor playing Walt, and Walt will be shown in a classroom, being taught by Arzt

And it will be a crazy risky experiment. In which Arzt will get blown up. Too good to pass up!

#8 Keamy will be back

And bitches will be pwned. While you are waiting for the best villain in Lost history to return, enjoy Keamy's Paradise.

#9 Vincent, Rose, Bernard, and Hurley all make it out alive

These 4 characters are untouchable. The writers do not have the onions to kill off any of these four.

And finally...

#10 Kate ends up with Frogurt

While Jack and Sawyer pummel each other again and again, Kate finds comfort in the arms of the world's greatest frozen yogurt salesman.

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